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Baroness Thatcher must be reposing in a little more discomfort after hearing the devastating news that Labour supporter Sally Bercow, the publicity craving wife of the House of Commons Speaker, has said she will not be attending her funeral.

Sally Bercow, who lives in a taxpayer-funded apartment overlooking the Thames, had been invited to attend the ceremonial occasion along with husband John, but she said, she did not want to take part in the “attempted canonisation” of the Iron Lady. 

However, I suspect that the real reason for her snub is despite the ceremonial funeral being held in Sir Christopher Wren’s mighty St. Paul’s Cathedral, it probably would not be quite big enough to accommodate this egotistical creature’s sense of self-importance.

I feel sure her absence will be sadly missed by all!