You can learn quite a lot when you study the propaganda news
releases which percolate with alarming alacrity from the inner-sanctum of
Tameside council’s cabinet rooms.
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"More Bull-s*** flying off a shiny shovel |
Their latest informs us of the progress of the ambitious project,
called ‘Vision Tameside’ which will see the building of state-of-the-art
college facilities, a smaller, more cost-effective public service centre and
improved transport connectivity to the area.
In the council release, they tell us that according to ‘Independent analysis’ it is hoped that
this will bring greater prosperity to the borough with £300 million of
anticipated economic benefit through increased retail, more jobs and more
apprenticeships!
Of course, there’s no mention of who was the author of this ‘Independent
analyses’ is, or how much this crystal ball gazing document has cost,or over what time period, but they
proudly tell us that these ambitious plans have been supported by 78% of
participants consulted in the recent budget consultation!
Now, when one takes
into consideration the fact that only 1004 (One thousand and four) out of 220,000
Tameside residents took part in the recent budget consultation. It means that
Tameside councillors are telling us that they are justifying their spending
plans based on the approval of 0.45% of
the boroughs residents, who, like the rest of us, will not have had access to
the financial analysis!
Hardly what one could call representative or democratic, is
it!
Why is it that these career councillors think that when they
quote statistics, they can hoodwink the populous?
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"Eh, I only wear slip-ons! or should that be slip-ups?" |
The only statistic with
which Tameside councillors can claim any consistent accuracy is any time they
have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 95% probability
they'll get it wrong.
And nothing should strike more fear and trepidation into the pockets of the thinking man than when Cllr John Taylor throws in his tuppence and endorses
anything vaguely financial, because along with that other intellectual titan
Kieran Quinn, it wouldn't surprise me if they needed help to tie their own
shoelaces, frankly.
So, instead of the usual waffle, could the 'council leaders' please just tell us how and
on what time scale these estimated economic benefit figures are based.
Better still; - before the election, publish the ‘Independent analysis.’ So the
remaining 218,996 of Tameside residents could have the opportunity of giving you the benefit of their opinion.