04/02/2013

CHRIS HUHNE STANDS DOWN



"I'm innocent, er, no I mean guilty!"
If ever you were in doubt that lying, along with a capacity for backbiting, obfuscation, and double-dealing, are, in fact, actual job qualifications for politicians, then doubt no more! 

Former cabinet minister Chris Huhne has changed his mind from not guilty and now pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice over claims his ex-wife Vicky Pryce took speeding points for him a decade ago.


The former Secretary for Energy and Climate Change resigned his Cabinet seat 11 months ago in order to defend himself against the charges. He initially pleaded his innocence, saying: "I'm innocent of these charges and I intend to fight this."


So there you have it. Mr Huhne – who throughout this police investigation has always maintained his innocence – has now pleaded guilty, which ironically has finally made him an honest ex-politician!


One can only hope that the prison authorities heat his prison cell by connecting the central heating system to the nearest windmill.




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