04/01/2013

THE COUNCIL’S NEW YEARS REVOLUTION

As surely as night follows day, as soon as the New Year dawns, the resolution bandwagons start to roll, and whether they are qualified or not, there’s always a queue of politicos ready to jump on them.

This year was no exception with Tameside’s councillors recommending a clampdown on ‘fast-food’ outlets and ‘burger-vans’ in an effort to tackle childhood obesity.

Apparently, the problem is now so serious that has necessitated that no less than two of Tameside council’s eminent bodies; namely The Personal and Health Scrutiny Panel and The Technical, Economic and Environmental Services Scrutiny Panel to be joined together to look at fast-food ‘take-a-ways’ and ‘street trading’ in the borough!

Now forgive me for being cynical, but could this be the very same council whose planning officers have just approved the building of a ‘drive-through’ Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet at Denton Rock?

Admittedly, KFC maybe one of the least unadulterated of the fast food purveyors, but the Colonel’s fingerlickin 'deep-fried chicken is still inflicting thousands of calories from its secret recipe on a new generation of arteries.  


But, according to the many ‘dietary experts’ residing on the council’s Panel of Stooges; eating deep fried non-free-range chicken in a non-recyclable paper bucket is now preferable to ordering a burger in a bun wrapped in a napkin. The flying butty van, as far as Tameside councillors are concerned, is ‘verboten’!

There's no denying there appears to be a growing cohort of children who have developed bad eating habits and a taste for junk food that is high in fat and unhealthy carbohydrates. However a reduction of physical exercise in the absence of dietary modification also contributes to weight gain.

Therefore, if councillors must get involved, they might be better employed asking why
their planning department keep permitting the opening of so many fast food joints and their licensing people continue to issue so many licences, to burger vans. They might also ask why compulsory school sport is in decline.  They could also ask why nearly three-quarters (72%) of children do not take part in the recommended hour of daily activity outside school hours, preferring instead to spend long periods in front of the television or playing on their games console.


Perhaps councillors should spend more time educating rather than dictating, - telling their constituents that there are other options. Also, look at reducing the cost of fruit and vegetables, so everyone can benefit. For instance, why not strike a deal with the boroughs allotment owners and allow them to sell their surplus wares on the ‘green market’?


Alternatively, they could butt-out and just concentrate on running council services; because when you look at the councillors in question, many of whom seem ideal candidates for membership of Weight Watchers; to attempt to direct the eating habits of their constituents, not only seems arrogant in the extreme, but is a typical example of a local council exceeding its remit, with its councillors imposing their prejudices on all and sundry.

Have these 'Fat Controllers' heard of freedom of choice? Maybe it's not enough for them to merely dictate which dustbin we must scrape our plates in, now it seems they want remove the right of people to choose their own food too! – Now there’s a dangerous idea! Perhaps councillors would like it better if they took a leaf out of ‘Iceland’s' book and created a council food delivery service where they could run a fleet of specially equipped vans with pre-prepared approved meals, consisting of flavour-free, politically correct and nutritionally balanced, portion controlled slush and deliver it to all Tameside residents – Breakfast, Dinner and Tea!


If Tameside councillors really must get involved with dietary matters, then when it comes to the bit where they start trimming the fat, they only need to look inward; they could save themselves a fortune assuming someone with a steady nerve is doing the looking and trimming.

Perhaps it's a job for the boroughs much maligned burger van operators?



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